Online Group Mentorship for Neuro-Queer Adults in KCMO
The Life Hacks Operating System (LHOS) is an online group mentorship for neurodivergent and LGBTQIA+ adults (18-34) in Kansas City. We teach essential life skills including meal planning, budgeting, managing gig-worker taxes, and time management. Tuition is $1250 with a $250 discount provided at meetings. Enrollment includes sensory-safe meals at in-person sessions, lifelong access to our private Discord server, and optional monthly meet and greets at local KCMO Third Places. Fill out the Group Mentee Contact Form at https://forms.gle/qRQ59Kts6LeT6Umn9 to begin.
Adulting is a
Compatibility Error.
You aren't broken. You're just running high-performance hardware on an outdated interface. We provide the technical manual for your unmasked life.
Core identity Protocol
The Unmasking Standard
Before we install the life skills, we update your identity settings. We move from "I am a failure" to "I am a high-spec machine in a low-spec world."
- Reframing the "Glitch" (Neuro-Identity)
- Radical Self-Acceptance Training
- The Background App Audit (Masking Cost)
"We aren't here to teach you how to 'act normal.' We are here to install a system that makes masking unnecessary."
The Sanctuary
& The Collective.
Learn the skills of independence without the stress of an overstimulating environment.
Sensory-Safe Meals: Provided at every in-person group session to ensure you stay fueled without the executive load of food prep.
Monthly Meet & Greets: Optional in-person gatherings at local KCMO "Third Places" to practice unmasking in the wild with your peers.
Lifelong Discord: Immediate access to our private Discord server. This vetted space remains open even after you graduate.
The Outcome
"We don't teach you to 'mask better.' We install a custom Operating System that manages the logistics of life so you can finally live unmasked."
Life Hacks Operating System (LHOS)
The Implementation Phases
A comprehensive 7-week system rebuild.
The Foundation
Biological & Physiological Stabilization
Nervous System Skills
- • Allostatic Load Calculation & Burnout Diagnostics
- • Vagus Nerve "Emergency Braking" (Sensory Shocks)
- • Sensory Exit Strategy Scripting for KCMO environments
Biological Logistics
- • Insurance Literacy & Plan Decoding
- • Energy Accounting (Spoon Theory) & Wait Mode Breaking
- • Accessible Meal Planning (Zero-Executive-Function Systems)
The Framework
Professional & Legal Interface
Career Engineering
- • ATS-Friendly "Neuro-Standard" Resume Engineering
- • STAR Method Interview Logic & Scripting
- • Professional Transparency Scripts for Accommodations
Business & Tax Engines
- • KCMO Business Licensing (LLC vs. Sole Prop)
- • 1099/Gig-Worker Tax Vaulting Protocols
- • Navigating local KCMO VITA Filing Resources
The Expansion
Asset & Resource Management
Financial Expansion
- • Credit "Trust Score" Auditing (Official Source of Truth)
- • 29% Utilization Math & "Credit Shield" Automation
- • Automated Three-Bucket Budgeting Systems
Mobility & Housing
- • Missouri Sales Tax Trap Avoidance (DMV vs. Dealer)
- • Pre-Purchase Inspection (PPI) Mechanics Protocols
- • Lease "Red Flag" Detection & Security Deposit Shields
The Integration
Community, Safety & The Roadmap
Social Architecture
- • Sensory Compatibility Testing for Roommates/Partners
- • Assigned Chore Interfaces (Capacity over Fairness)
- • Identifying KCMO "Third Places" for Parallel Play
Future Survival
- • 3-Step Crisis Protocol Architecting (Panic Manuals)
- • Low-Dopamine Home System Design
- • 12-Month Action Calendar & Contingency Planning
Resource Investment.
Comprehensive tiered access for your system upgrade.
The LHOS Live Cohort
$1250.00
Attend Jan 24 for $250 OFF Coupon
Need-Based Scholarships available via community fundraising
Sensory-Safe Meals Included at Every Session
In-Person Cohort: Kansas City Metro Area (Location TBD)
Optional Monthly Meet & Greets at KCMO Third Places
Immediate & Lifelong Access to Vetted Discord Collective
Initialize Your Update.
Ready to stop fighting your hardware? Complete the Group Mentee Contact Form to start your System Audit.
Group Mentee Contact FormMx. Phoenix Woody | Lead Mentor & Systems Architect
Once submitted, Mx. Phoenix will personally follow up within 1 business day.